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notthatmessyperson:

fivegum:

I AM PISSING MY FUCKING PANTSI M LAUGHING SO HARD

This is hilarious.

"Stop it, STOP IT NOW!"

Source: fivegum

videohall:

Drunk guy sings kiss from a rose to his cat. Nails it.

> You can see the cat try to get away, but then stop when he realizes there is no f———- way the guy is going to let him go and calms down until he can make his escape. Good call cat, good call.

> The best part was when the cat just saunters off and the guy continues to sing — facedown — right into the carpet. Fade to black.

Source: videohall

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

Source: youtube.com

gorilla-manor:

still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet. 

Source: nutsacked

yourheartofgoldturnedplatinum:

a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas 

Source: violetunderground

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

Source: twitter.com

Source: bellecs

babyferaligator:

pradv:

babyferaligator:

finna get me some pussy tonight

some platypussy

this is it. this is the comment that will save the planet

babyferaligator:

pradv:

babyferaligator:

finna get me some pussy tonight

some platypussy

this is it. this is the comment that will save the planet

Source: 420dongsquad

Source: dean--winchestr

Source: wewewe-soexcited